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They bite, but more than anything they want to have sex. Or something
like that. In any case, this is the meaning of a great 1996’s B
movie written and directed by Brett Piper, a director who has dedicated
his career to the B's.
Piper doesn't hide his intentions since the first scenes: tits,
monsters, insanity. Taking full ideas from the tradition of the
monsters of the swamp or coming from the water, with a particular
affection for "Humanoids From the deep" of 1980. But the monsters are
not the director's only passion, which proves to love the exploitation,
sci-fi and yes, even porn. Although there are no hard scenes, only soft
ones, there are many references and there is also the good Ron Jeremy
in the midst of the already mentioned (and abundant) tits.
This strange mixture of elements generates an incredibly funny movie with a great crescendo in the second part.
We are in Florida and a photographer is taking pictures of a model
trying to convince her to get herself topless. She finally accepts, but
then she dives into the water and a strange being attacks her. It is up
to an ichthyologist named Melody Duncan to give the alarm that there is
something strange in Florida waters. Meanwhile, a porn crew, led by
director Mel Duncan, is shooting a movie that they say is "the King
Kong of porn". The title is "Invasion of the fishfucker" and we also
see the trailer in perfect fifties style. Between a carnivorous vagina
and a bit of blood we arrive at a final twist that turns everything
towards the sci-fi, framing what is a trash and a hot film at the right
Apart from his majesty Ron Jeremy, the cast sees the participation of various genre actors as well as playmate Susie Owens.