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Snakes On A Plane

We know. This is not exactly a movie good for an b movies' encyclopedia. But  answer please, what makes a movie a B-movie? Low budget, poor technique, poor performance and poor history. Right? And if even one of these factors is starring in a film, it can be classified as B movie.

"Snakes On A Plane" is in fact a film that leaves the mouth open. Intensely ridiculous, damn trash, reminds us of how much money (it seems many) could save preventing us a work that touches the tips of meanness difficult to imagine. In the face of various bad directors, actors and productions.

In addition to having, as already mentioned, a good budget in hand, director David R. Ellis, already seen with "Cellular" and "Final Destination 2" is found with an excellent cast. There amuel S L. Jackson before this film was in the list of our esteemed actors (but not favorites estimated emphasis), Julianna Marguiles is one of the interpreters of ER, too bad for her that has changed "job" and Rachel Blanchard another face more or less known.

Alongside all this, "Snakes On A Plane" has enjoyed an astute pre-release "tam tam"  on  Internet that created  expectation and imagine success.  Of course everything was deflated quickly and word of mouth has undermined this by making very little cash. Because you can have a big budget, you can find with famous actors, you can also have a good marketing campaign, but if the glue of all is an embarassing script, well ... you can not do anything.

The only good thing is the use of two common human phobias: the plane and the reptiles. We are still annihilated before this film comes out of the basket "catastrophic" and with various aircraft ships and buildings made out a lot of people.

As the rules of this kind of movie, even here the characters are stereotyped: the happy couple but unlucky, the horny, the singles, the world-famous star, two children alone and of course the heroic stewardess, good pilots (but for a bad end) and the hero of the day, in this case a police officer escort.

The "casus belli" then something is tragically comical. On the flight from Honolulu to Los Angeles there is an important witness to a murder committed by a gangster. The cronies of the underworld, rather than shoot straight, putting the dynamite in the car prefere even a more spectacular bomb on the plane, choose to fill the airplane with snakes unleashed in mid-trip due to an overdose of pheromones Here are the snakes of various species and breeds that begin to invade the cockpit, crawling and biting everyone in sight and the start with a pair of "ambush" in the bathroom of the plane. A beautiful carnage. But luckily the wily cop Flynn, escorting the witness, took over the situation and trying to save all, and land safely the plane.

Assisted ground by the FBI and an expert on snakes, our Flynn is a maximum firing of the absurd on the windows to remove the remaining snakes. Now, we all know that an event like the pressure that is created is strong enough to suck anything from piercing the aircraft and rushed him to lose altitude. On this flight instead of the ones who suffer the laws of physics are the snakes, while passengers endure stoically clinging to the plane.

In meantime the plane is driver by a fat colored guy expert pilot only on PlayStation. It is a total nonsense. One of the worst  movie in recent years and according to Wikipedia the subject written by Dallesandro was rejected by thirty studios before finding one willing to achieve it. Unfortunately.