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Ultrachrist!

"He's Back... And Better Than Ever!"




The devil doesn’t wants us to go to Heaven, and tempts us with films that will make us burn in hell. And so after "Jesus Christ Vampires Hunter" we end up back in another adventure that has as its protagonist Jesus prey to the problems and the wear and tear of modern life, like a famous italian bitter’s spot. "Ultrachrist."

Screwball comedy of 2003, low-budget, digitally shot, produced by LeisureSuit Media direction and screenplay by Kerry Douglas Dye.

A film that has quickly achieved cult status, achieving considerable success in the underground channels, driven by word of mouth and a fun site with lots of merchandise.

Dye's Jesus returns to earth, just like Terminator and discovers that the world has totally betrayed his teachings.

He wants to spread the word of God again, but discovers that he is totally out of date and unable to communicate with modern man "I just can not Seem to Relate to the people of today. There are so many new words to learn, like 'extranet' and'foofaraw'.."And then what? Simple! Take a look at it ' height of the times. Romper silver spandex superhero, made ​​by a seamstress Molly, and here we have Ultrachrist!.

After the restyling the good Jesus begins his long and exhausting work as a preacher, in the streets of New York, going to take one by one sinners, explaining the error, making it a famous person and above all stylish. God doesn’t like This new course, and he puts on the heels of Jesus the Archangel Ira's trying to interfere with all programs.

Not even the evil doesn’t like, this new Christ. Randomly reincarnated in New York governor, he recruit to fight Jesus the worst sinners and wicked of the earth: Adolf Hitler, Count Vlad, Jim Morrison and Richard Nixon.

The sinners of the four stroke of genius (note all similar except for Nixon who is masked) makes "Ultrachrist!" one of the most brilliant screwball comedy of recent years. Then Christ (Jonathan C. Green) is quite believable and fun especially when faced with the temptations of women.

Blasphemy? Yes, of course, probably will burn in hell, but at least we can say he saw a funny movie.