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Sharknado: the 4 Awakens
The big problem is that the last days of July, in a few years, can
become the "Sharknado Day". A new US celebration, dedicated to those
absurd sharks traveling in tornadoes and to a franchise that
doesn’t seem to want to end.
After chewing persons of Eastern, Western and someone randomly in the
center of USA, the bearable lightness of sharks leads us in shades of
science fiction. Shades, nothing more, for a choice that was to be
expected, or because they hit a Continent at random or the must go
straight to further exaggeration. And even considering the return of
"Star Wars" production was faced with an idea definitely unmissable.
The endless quotations and spoof of "Star Wars", which start from the
title, join the city of Las Vegas, the starting point of this story and
is automatic at this point to imagine what an immense trashy movie is
the fourth episode, in four years , of the series.
Useless and trash as much as the predecessors "Sharknado The 4 Awakens"
is an immense series of actions, people and dismembered sharks, which
knows few slow moments. It’s probably the most fast, the most
self-irony (there is a cardiac massage done with sharks as electrodes)
and is the one better direct
and with the best special effects.
Anthony C.Ferrante meanwhile must have attended some direction lessons
and the change of hand benefits the final product. Not that he creates
something special, but compared to the past he takes more efforts. With
the usual group of forgotten actors who try to earn some money (Ian
Ziering, Tara Reid, David Hasseloff and directly from "Lavalantula"
Steve Guttenberg) and many familiar faces of television and cinema who
want to look (fun) in a bad movie, Ferrante tells this new tragedy..
Five years after the end of the third episode, Finn (Ian Ziering) lives
in Kansas at "April's Acres” a farm with his mother and his son.
April (Tara Reid) is thus dead in the open ending of the previous film.
The "Sharknado" then, are no longer a problem because the "Astro-X" has
created a complicated technological system capable of preventing the
storms of sharks.
Everything seems to work, but only for a few minutes. Because Fin go to
Las Vega and there breaks out the mess. Sharks slaughtered by
strippers, barmaids eaten by sharks and the “incredible
“come back” of April (Tara Reid) that is not dead, but was
converted by her father in a sort of humanoid that is reminiscent of
the past, has feelings and turns her hand in powerful weapons.
The light saber to kill sharks sharp gadgets completing all with a
better flying system than "Iron Man". But she doesn’t shoot
anything from the tits. Unfortunately.
However, the group Zering-Reid-Hasseloff is fighting fearlessly against
this new tragedy, ending it all with a cliffhanger that indicates that
the possible fifth movie will take place in Europe.
Now far from the surprise and ingenuity of the first film in
"Sharknado" all tease and all wink (virtually of course) to the public
which partly expect yet another bullshit and partly, now, doesn’t
want another movie like this. "Asylum" and "Syfy" continue undeterred
their social role recovery artists at sunset and it must be said: crap
or not, Ferrante and company have what to fill their wallet.