sorry for the mistakes!
Some things can be never forgotten. Among our first discoveries on
internet in the mid-nineties, there was a certain Suzi Simpson, former
Playmate of January 1992. Adorable, although her photos were slowly
downloaded. A good memory, which re-emerges in this "Enemy Gold".
Christian Drew Sidaris sits behind the camera in place of Dad Andy,
while Mom Arlene is the executive producer. The result is easy to
guess, we face the specialties of Sidaris family, i.e. Bombs, Bullets
and Babes in a "Triple B" that point all on the third "b".
Because if there is one thing that never fails, are the girls and to
say it simply: the boobs. The plot is rather a secondary thing and not
that Andy wrote great stories, but here they save further on the script.
Sidaris Jr. tries to follow the style of Playboy videos of the eighties
and nineties, another beautiful memory of adolescence and to do so, he
exploit in every way the lovely Suzi Simpson, shot as naked as
possible, while she change clothes or she is taking the shower . With
her there is Tanquil Lisa Collins, appeared naked on "Playboy" in 1991,
before becoming shortly a screenwriter, to graduate and to manage a
charity association. There is especially Julie Strain who comes direct
from Penthouse and that from here becomes a star of the series and
especially in the DVD presentations of "Andy Sidaris Collection", where
she shows what you can imagine. Men's side there are no surprises with
loyalists Bruce Penhall and Rodrigo Obregon.
The only difference between "Enemy Gold" and other improbable episodes
of the series is that we start with a flashback set in the American
Civil War, where some Confederate soldiers hiding a treasure in a
Then we come back in the nineties and three federal agents are in that
forest to stop an operation of drugs, organized by a certain Santiago
(Rodrigo Obregon obviously). Their mission is successful, they find
also the gold and have to face the henchmen of Santiago who is looking
for revenge. And for henchmen we intend Julie Strain usually dressed in
a skimpy top.
A decidedly weak script, among the worst of the genre, but it must be
said that it is always nice to see again Suzi Simpson. The old loves